WOULD YOU LIKE IT GIFT-WRAPPED?
Have you bought all the presents yet? If you are tired of shopping, take some time off and watch this scene from Love Actually.
Here's the script:
jewellery salesman: Looking for anything in particular, sir?
Harry: Yes...ahm. That necklace there… how much is it?
jewellery salesman: It's ￡270.
Harry: Erm, all right. Er, I'll have it.
jewellery salesman: Lovely. Would you like it...gift-wrapped?
Harry: Yes, all right.
jewellery salesman: Lovely. Let me just pop it in the box. There.
Harry: Look, could we be quite quick?
jewellery salesman: Certainly, sir. Ready in the flashiest of flashes. There.
Harry: That's great.
jewellery salesman: Not quite finished.
Harry: I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket.
jewellery salesman: Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.
Harry: Really?
jewellery salesman: This is so much more than a bag. Ooh!
Harry: Could we be quite quick, please?
jewellery salesman: Prontissimo.
Harry: What's that?
jewellery salesman: A cinnamon stick, sir.
Harry: Actually, I really can't wait.
jewellery salesman: You won't regret it, sir.
Harry: Want a bet?
jewellery salesman: ‘Tis but the work of a moment. There we go. Almost finished.
Harry: Almost finished. Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?
jewellery salesman: No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.
Harry: I don't want a Christmas box.
jewellery salesman: But you wanted it gift-wrapped.
Harry: I did but...
jewellery salesman: The final flourish.
Harry: Can I just pay?
jewellery salesman: All we need now...
Harry: Oh, God.
jewellery salesman:.. is a sprig of holly…
Harry: No, no, no, no. No bloody holly.
jewellery salesman: But sir...
Harry: Leave it. Leave it, just leave it.
Karen: Ooh! Loitering around the jewellery section, I see.
Harry: No. I was just looking around.
Karen: Don't worry. My expectations are not that high after thirteen years of Mr Oh-But-You-Always-Love-
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